You don't want to see my face. I'm sitting here - wide eyed- open mouthed - horrified- you name it. I managed to delete all my posts.
The locals here would say "tabernac - maudite marde - calice " . Sorry, would not use this language in my mother tongue. Zum Teufel nochmal!
Just as I was going to reply to R's last comment and suggest Holy Water as a possible ingredient for her beer recipe.